To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observinghis wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in themirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster RollerCoaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolateshake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, andher favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wifewith a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenlychanged. 'I meant my dress size, you retard (not my words)!!!! ' The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
My husband sent this to me and I chuckled. I love my husband dearly and this no way reflects how I feel about him. Though after a day like that I just might be a little exhausted as well. He is a wonderful man and I am so blessed to have him. Hope you enjoy.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
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